Showing posts with label Movies. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Movies. Show all posts

Sunday, January 14, 2024

Chiquekagough.

 Confession: I have this thesis that Chicago has the meanest people in the World. It's like we take a joy in ruining fun. You try to do something fun in this city and here comes the gangs, and not just the ones on the street. 

Tribal warfare. The Police of all vice. Even our gangs have religious connotations, Hebrews Vs Moors, with wars on the Gaza Strip (actual nickname for a street, actual event). We got Vice Lords in the Holy City. 

Visit a tourist spot in a family friendly area and there's pictures idolizing an actual de-facto Chicago King, Al Capone, who behaved like O-Dog from Menace 2 Society. I think there's some weird Capone curse on our Police department. The Police are known to be sarcastic assholes anywhere you go, (that's par for the course), but in Chicago there's a joyful vindictiveness to it. They want you to hurt and they're taking joy in it, laughing at it, laughing with it, being corny about it. 

Even the major horror movies Icons of the 80s all have a Chicago connection, look it up. We were founded by a Haitian too. How we know DuSable ain't do no juju on the land? And Barack Obama cut his Political teeth here? Man look. 




Friday, October 21, 2022

Movie Idea

Premise: 

A group of Scientists try to experiment on a Gorilla, and the Gorilla winds up trapping the scientists in the facility and running the same experiments on the scientists. 

Here's the catch: The Gorilla never has one experiment run on him, nor does he or she talk, or even use sign language, the gorilla just presses all the right buttons at the right time. Gorillas look like they always plotting something, and for an animal that can probably rip the arms off the strongest man alive, they move comedically lazily

I'd make it a comedy/horror mix, kind of on the same vein as a Jordan Peele film. 


Thursday, June 3, 2021

X-Men into the Marvel Universe.

If I were writing X-Men into Marvel, I would make it so that before the blip, there were only a few hundred mutants worldwide, hidden so well, only the most secret govt agencies know about them. Increased mutant gene activity coincides with traumatic events in World history. Post blip, people start slowly gaining powers. 

I can't wait to see what they do.