Sleazy gifts vol 1

Gift card reads: "Aye baby, I thought I'd give you a late Christmas gift. See something inspiring?" 

Human Behavior observation

Why when you lose something or think you've lost something, you look at the person next to you with a "Oh my God, I just lost something" look? 

Like they're going to help. Lol. 

Half rude

In the city, sometimes you have to make the quick decision to go in front of a lady, cause the lady behind you might run through you. 

Sheesh. No disrespect M'Lady. 

The person you constantly criticize is healing you

If you spend ample time criticizing someone, you are:

1. Gaining enjoyment by talking about them 

Or

2. Releasing your anger by talking about them 

And you always are..

3 Teaching yourself how to do better for yourself, through that criticism. 

They don't get paid for that, ya know....

Words mean nothing without action behind it.

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What are the detais of those actions?

Are they actions someone else makes? Or is it action you innovate?

Like Star Wars

When futuristic meets farmland. 

I can make a ninja star from paper.

I think I'm going to remove my qualifications on my resume and just have that one sentence. 

Worth a shot.