Random Thoughts 11:44 pm.

Krayzie Bone can sing along "murda" to any melody and still sound good. 

LA had a higher murder rate and more murders than Chicago at one point. They went from a rate of over thirty, down to five. I wonder have they made reforms in their gang structures that could be used to mentor the rest of the country? 

The West side of Chicago go out they way to show you they Black.  

The South, the South South, got a different type of power (as most evident in their Southern Hospitality ). 

Note: I like to envision apocalyptic scenarios for fun.  Here we go:

What if, *Jeffrey Wright voice*, what if, the Souf matched the North's level of outright meaness? I picture Little Richard as Usman. 

The T-Dot

Toronto is the kind of place where a gangster might bring out a siberian monkey in a cage to yo table for no reason at all. Magenta city vibes. Dubai Oil Money.

Chiquekagough.

 Confession: I have this thesis that Chicago has the meanest people in the World. It's like we take a joy in ruining fun. You try to do something fun in this city and here comes the gangs, and not just the ones on the street. 

Tribal warfare. The Police of all vice. Even our gangs have religious connotations, Hebrews Vs Moors, with wars on the Gaza Strip (actual nickname for a street, actual event). We got Vice Lords in the Holy City. 

Visit a tourist spot in a family friendly area and there's pictures idolizing an actual de-facto Chicago King, Al Capone, who behaved like O-Dog from Menace 2 Society. I think there's some weird Capone curse on our Police department. The Police are known to be sarcastic assholes anywhere you go, (that's par for the course), but in Chicago there's a joyful vindictiveness to it. They want you to hurt and they're taking joy in it, laughing at it, laughing with it, being corny about it. 

Even the major horror movies Icons of the 80s all have a Chicago connection, look it up. We were founded by a Haitian too. How we know DuSable ain't do no juju on the land? And Barack Obama cut his Political teeth here? Man look.